Why?
Because it hates each and every one of us
- sunburn
- blindness
- making things TOO DAMN HOT
The sun is a bastard
More on blindness
I used to walk to work
So I got the JOY of dealing with low-horizon sun for half an hour
It blinds you from the front
It reflects off every goddamn metal/wet surface to blind you from the side
You put it behind you but NOOOO it STILL BLINDS YOU by reflecting off your OWN DAMN GLASSES
If an old man broke into your house, set fire to your arms, stabbed your eyes out, and doused you in GREASE every day, you wouldn’t worship him for putting fresh milk in the fridge you’d tell him to fuck off.
The solution
It’s big and shit and needs to fuck off
We need more clouds or something