The downsides
It’s sticky
You need to re-apply it every hour
You need to put on even more than you already do (statistically)
You need to KEEP BUYING IT because it RUNS OUT
Which also means you’re constantly throwing away plastic packaging
You buy them ONCE
You just…wear them
No re-applying
No “you didn’t put on enough”
No STICKY
It’s worked for fucking millenia we don’t need a summer subscription to SPF-cum